Gato

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Player: Duralan
Race: Draconic Warforged
Class: Warblade 2/Bard 4/Jade Phoenix Mage 4/Sublime Chord 1*
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

**Miniatures**

*not in this order

Appearance: Gato appears to be a reddish humanlike contruct with feline characteristics here and there.

Personality: Gato's mind is consumed by madness. Who knows what he will do next second ?

Background: Gato was meant to become a perfect servant for a rich noble. However his constructor tried to hard to achieve that 'perfection'. The moment Gato became active he shattered his master's control and decided to wander through the world more or less aimlessly until he will figure out what else to do.

Membership: The Silver Cranes, The 13 Phoenixes, Octagon Fighting School

Quotes:

"They call me Gato … I've got metal joints… Beat me up and earn 15 silver points" (dodges Ichai's RAGE)

"Oh noes ! They got strokes !"

"Feel my burning passion moth* * * * * * * * *" (cursed only once in his entire 'life' heh)

"Look at this construct ! This construct's amazing !" - while using his fascinating bardic music

"Ahmmmmmmm !" - 'inhaling' in his martial-artist disguise

ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED

- I am indestructible ! [Gato was not even scratched during the whole dungeon crawl… in spite of his 17/15 AC]

- One-shot a BOSS ! [its was hilarious… check the LOG]

- We can talk ! - [Gato convinced an angry, starving, chaotic evil dragon to cooperate with the party]

- We can talk II !!! [Gato convinced a hostile gang of goblinoids to cease their attack]

- Against overwhelming odds [Gato saved the party from TPK -the combat ended with Gato at 0 HP, Roc at 1 HP and Li Fong at -1 HP - with few tons of luck and some modest diplomacy cheese LOG HERE]

Character Log:
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# Adventure Date XP Gain GP Gain Items Gained Items Lost Description 1 Character Creation 11-1-2011 0 200 Traveler’s Outfit 2 Character Creation (buying) 10-25-2011 -200 2 potions of repair light damage, MW tool (sing) -> autotuner, MW tool (dance) 3 The Road to Bywater 11-4-2011 500 317 ??? ??? Tried to toss some small creatures "So they would glide like flying sharks". They were out of stock unfortunately. Got myself my number one fan. He got a stroke. Danced and sang to my metal heart's content. Invented a new song. Painted red the nasty guy. He's not moving anymore. Amusing. 4 The Other Guys: Guildmates 11-4-2011 500 ??? None None Some orcs got a stroke ! Oh noes ! 5 E6 Dragonport: A Cool Drink of Water 11-21-2011 1550 +1000 None None Invented a new song. Got smacked down here and there. The shiny thing is inside me ! Warm. Fuzzy. I wonder if pancakes taste like that ? 6 Downtime: Buying 11-28-2011 ??? -120,25 Wand of Repair Light Damage ??? Bought from strange guy for no logical reason. 7 The New Contenders 11-28-2011 1325 +1284 Monstrous Centipede leg backscratcher None ATA ! Gato made the invisible guy get a stroke ! Oh noes ! ATU ! Gato one-shotted a big bad BUG ! ATATA ! Gato used his mitral tongue to convince the dragon to not oh-nom-nom us ! Gato is INDESTRUCTIBLE ! 8 Downtime: Buying 11-29-2011 ??? -1500 Vestement of Lord of the Dance ! (continuous item of Undersong, SpC) None Bought from the strange guy again ! 9 Downtime: Spell Research 12-5-2011 ??? ??? None None Repair Light Damage Researched 10 Venture into the Underdark 12-5-2011 1950 -57,5 wand of CLW (Cl 1), 3x alchemist fire, 3x acid flasks, 1x tanglefoot bag, 3x smokestick, 3x scroll of Inspirational Boost (CL1), rope, mstw climb tool, LOOT: Masterwork Falchion 11 charges (CLW wand), 5 charges (RLD wand), 1x smokestick Items bought from Baltasar before one and the only Gato headed for the dreadful office of doom where the party agreed to transport some goods which… ahh does not matter. Gato only wanted to get some more exotic audience for his marvelous performances. My wish came true ! Gato's dragonfire ability paired with mithral tongue saved the 3 travelers from getting strokes. Oh nasty nasty goblinoids. Phew ! Phew ! Oh noes they got strokes ! Oh noes I am not indestructible ! Reached the caves with some fancy button. Ohhh. Shame it was not shiny nor red. I wonder if I will get more fans in those dark and gloomy tunnels… hmm yes I wll ! 11 Venture into the Underdark: Part 2 12-9-2011 1700 +3038 Grey bag of tricks, Fong's and Roc's alchemical items, 1x silversheen 1x Tanglefoot Bag, 2x Alchemist's Fire, 3 charges (CLW wand), 1 charge (RLD wand) We were coming back home … and then out of nowhere…. oh noes a wild board appears ! Oh noes a dinosaur ! Oh noes two goblin-wolf things ! Got some shiny stuff in exchange for my splendid performances ! Ohh that floor from the cave was so perfect for practicing Gato-ken… 12 Downtime: Buying 11-12-2011 None -3200 Necklace of Natural Attack +1 (2 natural weapons), Flamboyant vestment of Lord of the dance (+1 cha and continuous Undersong effect), MW Acrobatics Tool, MW Bluff Tool Old Vestment of Lord of the Dance Bought from Baltasar again 13 Catacomb Exploration 12-12-2011 2359 +311,5 before items / 392,75 with them None 5 charges (RLD wand), 2 charges (CLW wand), 7x acid flasks, 5x alchemists fire Explored some less than fabulous dungeon … at least for the one and the only Gato. Strange thing has stolen my hat ! My HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ! Got the head ornament back in the end. Tossed fire left and right. Invented a new dance. Bears tend to explode in jelly ! Oh noes a walking jelly ! Have a taste of GATO-KEN !. Woo-hoo *strikes a dashing pose* Gato is now few steps closer to world-wide fame ! ATA ! 14 Downtime: Buying 12-13-2011 ??? -150 10x flasks of alchemists fire, 4x Inspirational Boost scroll. None Got from Balt 15 Catacomb Exploration part 2 12-19-2011 1082 ??? ??? 3x flasks of alchemists fire, 3 charges (CLW wand) Danced, sang and made some bad, bad things get strokes ! 16 Downtime: Misc 12-30-2011 ??? ??? ??? ??? Vallens Returned Gato's CLW wand (with 2 charges missing) 17 Sweet Dreams 12-30-2011 1450 None None 3 charges (CLW wand), 3 charges (RLD wand), 1x Alchemists Fire Got some audience from the outer planes ! They do not burn. What a shame. 18 The Fortress of Saridor part 1 01-11-2012 2000 none none none Met Mali Ohba, that strange blade guy and some other less-than-good-at-dancing fleshbags. Trasfomed and rolled out under heavy FIRE ! Got new fans. It was fun. Maybe not. The bad guys took the reward which should end up belonging to us ! Villains ! They shall taste the fiery fists of Gato-Ken…. or just listen to my fabulous voice… not sure … hmmm. 19 Enemy Unseen 01-13-2012 - - - - (Acted as an NPC) "Recruited" Sirius. 20 Altharid's Coronation 01-14-2012 2200 ??? ??? ??? Disguised as a lizardfolk ! Nasty lizards ! Nasty Asherati ! *GATO TRANSFORM*, *GATO PUNCH* ! Show me ya' moves !. 21 Downtime: Misc 01-16-2012 ??? +300 ??? ??? Got his cut from Mali Ohba after aiding her is some sort of unspecified business activities. 22 The Lizard Kings 01-17-2012 3400 +1000 ??? ??? Got Laid. Got famous. Got a sidekick. 23 The Octagon: Pt 1 01-17-2012 1500 +14 999 ??? ??? My leg got modular. Yay I am a Jade Phoenix Mage ! What a twist of fate ! Gato knew that he was special since the beginning ! And he's been right so far ! Smacked the masked guys. Got monnies ! Yay mainframe upgrades ! Finally ! 24 Downtime: Buying 01-17-2012 ??? -15 350gp +2 con item (2k), +1 harmonizing slam (4k), +3 cha item (8k) (upgrade from +1 cha item),Hat of Disguise (900gp), +3 perform (dance) item (450gp). +1 Cloak of Charisma Got from Balt 25 Wednesday Night Fever 01-18-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC) Defeated the Nyu Sentai in a deadly …dance duel with some help from Mali and Sirius. Danced, sung for most of the night in "the Under-Dark". 26 The Octagon: Pt 3 01-22-2012 1100 +6000 ??? ??? The Fiery Fist of Gato-ken defeated worthy adversaries …. ATATATATATATA ! 27 Downtime: Buying 01-17-2012 ??? -6750gp +12 dance item. +3 dance item Got from Balt 28 The Octagon: Pt 4 01-23-2012 4204 ??? ??? 5x alchemist's fire, 8 charges (RLD wand), 3 charges (CLW wand) Smacked bad exploding not-dead-yet things. Became a master of my own school. GATO-KEN shall pre….oh a coin ! 29 Sweet Revenge 01-24-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC), fooled around, 'gathered' participants for the tournament. 30 The Fall of Blackheart 01-25-2012 15210 ??? ??? 1x alchemists fire, charges (RLD wand) YARRR ! I HAS PIRATE SKILLS ! YARRRR ! THE BLACKHEART ERRRR WE GO….HE GOES NOT ! I became a dragon man ! Or was it just a dragon ? Smacked some ninja-vulnerable folk. Ahh yes and danced before a lot ! The bity-heavy ladies enjoyed my masterful performance ! So did the pirates ! YARRR ! 31 Octagon V 01-27-2012 4200 +7875 Pearl of Battle none The shiny thing inside me revealed its true POWER ! Gato-fi… GATO PUNCH ! Take that man-tea…things ! I am truly the one and the only Lord of the Dance ! Smacked Roc and Farris Blackclaw during another octagon smackdown ! It was fun ! 32 Unselie Negotiations 02-01-2012 10270 +10 000gp ??? the RLD wand got used up completely, 2x alchemists fire The tossable things had diplomatic problems ! I am piano ! Gato-piano charge ! Oh noes they drained them ! Smack' em ! Oh noes invisible foes ! Why I am not indestructible ? Nasty, nasty fey ! Gato has even more reasons to make them get strokes on sight ! ATA ! 33 Downtime: Buying 01-17-2012 ??? -15 500gp +1 sudden stunning necklace of natural attacks, wand of RLD, wand of CLW, Command item of Inspirational Boost, 10x alchemists fire +1 Necklace of Natural Attacks Upgraded the first item, bought the other. 34 Octagon 6 02-03-2012 860 ??? ??? ??? Dash the Vampeede got the Octagon stolen ! Oh the terror ! Climbed a mountain…made fun of some random goblins. Oh tried to 'just' fly … but the old man… I mean Master Gilgamesh wanted us to be more fancy ! Not a problem for the one and the only Gato ! What's that 'tiredness' thing anyway ? I probably overcame it with my fabulous voice ! Learned a fancy trick up there ! Dash. the Vampeede got his ring back…fun stuff. It is burning…just like me and it is giant bird…totally not like Gato >_>. Gotta change it later. 35 Fiendish Plots 02-07-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC), Khrall wanted him to stop advertising his establishment as it had the opposite effect. The party succeeded in making the automaton stop. 36 Abyssal Threats, Koboldish Pranks 02-14-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC), Had a brief conversation with Aerelon who thought that his dragonfire inspiration was harmful to its user. 37 Roc Visits Kobolds 02-17-2012 12 650 +40 000 ??? ??? Tagged along Roc out of boredom. Smacked … hungry plants ! They like kobolds the best (Meepo !!!). Roc got some fame too ! Oh no jelly from the bear… 38 Aberrant Treachery 02-21-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC), Got tossed out from the 1st floor by Karen's telekinesis… after he woke up her with his performance. Left the place in haste soon afterwards. 39 I used to be an ... 02-25-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC), Advertised Mali Ohba, her company and the others. Helped Garun and Kilroy get to the 'Under-Dark'. 40 Octagon Fighting School income 02-25-2012 ??? +850 ??? ??? From now on, 25gp each day gained from the tutoring. 41 Downtime: Buying 03-02-2012 ??? -7k gp +4 Cloak of Charisma +3 Cloak of Charisma Upgraded the item. 42 The new Crew 03-04-2012 500 ??? ??? Hat of Disguise Fooled around with Kamigawa and Kilroy, gave Yan Woo his hat of disguise. 43 Ghastly Issues 03-06-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC) got thrown up all over the place by Karen's telekinesis. 44 Revolting Deathtrap 03-06-2012 4800 -1800 Hat of Disguise 15 charges from RLD wand, then gave the wand to Peace Tis revolution baby …except not. They made them get strokes. Flashing bows…or maybe crossbows. Nasty. Almost got a stroke too ! Hmm. They liked mah' routine though. Peace is fun. Maybe not. Has hard time learning f-l-a-m-b-o-y-a-n-c-e from his mentor. Kiddo will grow out of it. 45 Plomp and Circumstance ? 03-13-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC). Fooled around. Provided the less mobile party members with transportation. 46 Downtime: Buying 03-14-2012 ??? -33550 gp +4 Amulet of Health, Command Item of Swift Haste, Bag of Holding type 4, Wand of RLD Amulet of Health +2 Upgraded one item, bought the rest. 47 Octagon Fighting School income 03-14-2012 ??? +450 ??? ??? From now on, 25gp each day gained from the tutoring. 48 Kobold Revenge 03-15-2012 10 400 ??? ??? ??? Evil, Evil KOBOLDS, behold da powah of my force-of-personality-augmented-super-omega-ultra-duper-gato form ! Hmmm kobolds raining from the sky. Except one kobold only. Oh noes he got a stroke. Living Earth, Living Air…ponders and tries to invent a living laughing gas. 49 The Crew's meeting no 1 03-20-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC) tried to stay relatively serious during the meeting so as not to gain… infamy. Was promised fame by Zaeem Vorloi. 50 The Search for the 'Glowy' ... Duck (?) 03-27-2012 ??? ??? ??? ??? (Acted as an NPC) The party discovered his connection to the Haunted Mausoleum… in more than one way. 51 Octagon Fighting School income 03-29-2012 ??? +375 ??? ??? From now on, 25gp each day gained from the tutoring. 52 Downtime: Buying 03-29-2012 ??? -825 1x Scroll of Invisibility, Haste, Alter Self Bought from an old man. 53 The Black-Scaled Terror 03-29-2012 28200 +5k gp ??? Scroll of invisibility, haste, Alter Self Helped fancy hobgoblins with recovering even more fancy and shiny orb. Ata ! Smacked the baddies and their WYRM-large boss with my flamboyant fi….oh look ! A slime ! Why it has ":3" face ?. 54 Disrupt the Onyx trade ! 04-08-2012 +660 +4k gp ??? None Met a dryad. Read my book. 2 manotaurs ! Oh noes ! Fancy train it is. Dropping from it is not. Explosions….flames….Gato enjoys those ! Mali is acting strange….ATA ! Sylvan is funny ! All those motions rhyme so well ! 55 Crew vs College 1 04-09-2012 1500 ??? ??? None Why the dryad does not understand my fleshy flamboyance ? Oh noes …Mali is still small…or was she always like that ? OH THE TERROR ! Some say moe. Dunno what that means…hmmm Sylvan is funny, all those body parts rime so well ! 56 Return of the Bloods 04-09-2012 1650 ??? ??? None A zombie, vampire and a weretiger walks in the bar………….ATAAAAAAAAAA ! End of the joke. It is funny. Except they did not leave the bar. Got stokes….hmmm. Fluffy counter…raises ! Gatouken unleashed ! RAW passion burning ! Lorna's not good enough for the one and the only Gato ! Valed must be a nice guy if he got cursed by da baddie ! I bet he'll love my moves ! 57 Farris' Birthday Party 04-16-2012 10780 was fine with the fame he gained in Ysgard ??? None The non-doppelager Farr-is ! Oh the terror ! Fancy things we've done in Ysgard. Talking swords ! Busty wenches ! Kami kissed da flaming mithral arse ! Busted moves. Smackes hard. All now know the burning passion of mine ! ATA ! 58 The Io's Blood Isles Part 1 05-02-2012 +1000 (Gato got so depressed after being defeated at his own game - namely dancing - that he entered a state of deep apathy and….inactivity).