"Here ye Citizens and Adventurers of Dragonport, Lacking useful skill? or perhaps need brute force for a challenge ahead? Having trouble finding an expert who can help get around nasty dungeon traps and locked doors? Worried about fighting vicious orcs fearing they may tear you limb from limb? Well fear no more! Dave and Jimmy at Iron Shield Mercenary Company are here to help you with all of your adventuring needs! We can do many services just ask us and we will see what we can do! We are currently renting out in Dragonports Tavern

Best of Luck to all ye of adventure!

~Olga and Jimmy"

Posting Their character sheets. Make sure you write down if you use them or not and the total gold paid

Olga (Fighter Warforged)

Jimmy (Skill Monkey Warforged)

Warforged Mercenary Contracts

The Warforged are responsible for their contractors life, and the customer is responsible for theres. Should one of the forged become lost, destroyed, maimed, killed, burned, or another horrible incident that would put them out of commission; will have to pay a fine to compensate for the loss. The money would be to replace the Warforged, the repurchase it's equipment or if it can be replaced then that can be helped. Warforged are to do the jobs they were hired to do and nothing more. The warforged are however are to obey all authority figures. The Warforged cannot be responsible when I hired unknowingly in committing law breaking acts such as murder, stealing and etc.

Henchmen Services and Prices

Warforged Fighter

Olga
-Services-

Body Guard - Olga can grant body guarding services to anybody who so needs it. The body guard charges 5gp per hour of body guarding

Adventuring - Olga can join adventurers for a good fee and help them fight. He charges 20gp per adventurer and 50gp per hour

Guarding - Olga can also do regular guarding of a home, a building, a factory, a shop, and more. This works the same as Body Guarding in terms of prices.

Other - Olga may perform other tasks upon being paid. The price must be discussed with Olga.

Olga's Skills - Olga is a big Warforged in very bulky and pretty adamantine type plate. Olga wields a large sized Great Sword. Olga is good at the following: Melee Fighting, Guarding, fulfilling duties and missions. Overall Olga is good for when you need an helping hand in the ways of combat.

Warforged Scout Skill Monkey

Jimmy
-Services-

** Adventuring**: Jimmy's profession as a "Skill Monkey" as he calls it allows him to do many things that would be beneficial to an adventure; from being able to disable traps and devices, Opening locks, being sleight of hand, stealthy maneuvering, and more. Jimmy Does mostly Adventuring jobs and pays 30gp per party member that he travels with and 20gp per hour.

Skill Use: Jimmy Can provide his skills or one skill to a person who needs a specific job done. Jimmy is very good with handling things and can take very specific jobs that require his skills to help remedy the situation. Price varies depending on Skill

Skills At Jimmy's Disposal - Jimmy is a very small slim warforged with a long tail. He calls himself a "Skill Monkey" and is often called that as well by past employers. Jimmy is great with: Sleight of Hand, Disable Device, Open lock, Stealth, Searching, Ranged attacking, and useing magic devices.

OOC Notes for DM's

This is basiclly a service that allows some squishier party members to feel more safer traveling or even if they need traps and doors tinkered with. You may disallow people from hiring these henchmen of course; however incorporating them in games may be something to think about. Such as should they be considered party members when determining total exp? Should the encounters be a little harder? all that would be up to you. I really only recommend Olga for solo games where the player character is really squishy or two player characters are really squishy. Jimmy I would highly recommend for almost all games since it is a challenge in itself to keep him alive but he is also very useful as a "Skill Monkey" which makes him desirable. Anyway thats all up to you as DM's. These are availble to almost anyone (If Olga is rented out in one game she cannot be in two places at once). These two never receive exp nor do they level up, they also never get a share of gold.

Any time is ok with me. Be on after 1pm est most of this week.

(So Debo .. tell me when is a good time and il do my best to be on so Maul can Beg for Fred's help)

FAQ
Q: CAN I JOIN TEEM EVUL D:

A: SHORE! JUST FULLFILL DAT DERE REQUIREMENTS UP DERE!

Q: DOES TEEM EVUL HAZ ANY SPUCIFIC NEEDS AT TEH MOEMENT

A: WELL RIGHT NAO WE GOTS A VAMPIRE AND SOME SORT OF CRAZY PSION AND A NECROMANCER CLERIC GUY BUT HE CAN ONLY HEAL ME RIGHT NAO HURR. SO WE COULD USE POSTIVE ENERGY HEALER IN ORDER TO HEAL THOSE AREN'T UNDEAD. AND FUCK MAYBE WE COULD USE A WEREWOLF. YES GO MAKE A WEREWOLF.

Q: HOW EVIL DO I HAVE TO BE TO JOIN THE COOL KIDS CLUB?

A: YOU GOTS TO BE SOO EVUL DAT SATAN HAS TO CRY TO GOD TO HOLD HIM

((theres the FAQ written in the language of a three year old on the internet. now for the message it's self. and remember kids THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE JOINING THE EVIL PARTY))

On cloudless midnight where the crescent moon stands high the wind blows a thick cold air. The flap of wings however can be heard, the wings black as night, dark as darkness, and cold like the chill touch of the grave. An insidious raven approaches you bearing a fine letter with a proper sanguine seal on it. The raven speaks softly "My master does not like waiting…" before flying off. It's feathers black as the night as it flys off. You feel it in your nervous system the man who sens this message's heart is darker and emptier than that of a black hole sucking in planets and any and all life on them. Upon opening the letter you will find that it is written regally and flawlessly with excellent script writing. The ink is a sanguine red (craft alchemy check will tell you it is written in blood). The letter Reads:

"Dear (Insert name of team evil character here)

I have hear so much about you and your talents, I am intrigued. In fact very intrigued. I have also been following you for some time now… creeping in the darkness watching you from the shadows, watching you spill blood… wondrous wondrous blood. Who am I you may ask? well I am a noble. An Aristocrat if you will, one of the rich amongst these lands. My words heed high powers, of course the strength of my powers goes beyond even simple words. You are being called to my mansion deep thick into the woods north of here at my estate where no one dare goes. I can offer good pay, power, and fun beyond our wildest dreams. For alone we are powerful; however combined we are limitless in strength; and not just limitless… we would be unbearably powerful. As stated before our pay will be good, and this alliance will be powerful. Sincerely hoping to see you soon…

Varegess VanSombra

P.S. This letter will burn upon you taking your eyes off of it"

((The letter is highly convincing (DC:32) although evil characters should already be attracted into going or if you want to join this then just come already lol. just putting DC up for the people who like to be… Difficult… ;3))

As you finish reading the letter it burns in a cold blue flame without a trace and the raven, the very bird of death who brought you this message has since vanished into the thick black sky without a trace.

khan strutshen work:

continual amulet of protection from good: varegess (anonymous payment)
520 gp for continual amulet of protection from good
40 gp for jack, zim, nocot
game day: may 9th

"A'ight…time ta crunch dem numbehs…"

((with scotts new mathmatics…every time you hand in a magic item…jack pays you 1/5th the items craft gp value in xp…as the items value soon gets used into actually fund for future projects.

With this, a 1000 gp item can grant you 200 gp paid in full to balance out the discounts granted by jack in making items custom fit per person. Which means, a person handing an item in to be recycled, can allow one to have it be turned into an item of equal craft discount value.

a person asking for a personal item built for them is like having an item built at 1/5th the price value of their intended item. as such, having an item handed in to build into a new item, would be taking 1/5th one items value to fund for 1/5th your new items value of request.))

jack continuing to jot ideas down at the time. "…kay…dat solves dat fer de normal items…" though giving a pause and slapping his forehead. "DOH wat about weapons and armeh!!!" already going back to work

((In the event of a weapon or armor that is enchanted being traded, either you would be willing to wait an alloted ammount of time for the armor, shield, weapon, or projectile weapon to be crafted in days, or you would be willing to pre buy a weapon, armor, shield, or projectile weapon to be given the new enchantment.

With the event of handing in an item to be upgraded without discarding another item in return, then the price is full on with discounts.))

Kalthar looking a couple hours after Finn "Oh how dreadful…" Roto: "HAHAHA! Survival of the fittest! he must have been obese!" Kalthar looking up at angrily at his familar "You need to learn some respect for the dead…" walking away from the bulliten

((hmmm, prolly should of put it under game-planning))

Tae has fallen in battle with the great beast-thing Baramos

His Crafting services will no longer be offered.